Paranoid

'So do you want to know something that is odd. I'll tell you something odd. Remember how I told you that she came home yesterday and she told me she was coming home to put on a pink shirt. Well, she was very delibrate about the whole thing, though I didn't think much of it at the time. But she came home and I was finishing dinner and she ran into the bathroom right away. By the time she got out I was watching Seinfeld and she started running around behind my back and in the kitchen and in the hallway and then she finally sat down beside me and she had on a pink shirt. In her hands she was holding out a yellow shirt that I guess she had been wearing (but who holds onto the old shirt that they had been wearing), but she was holding it way out in front of her like she wanted me to see it and she wanted me to know she had been wearing it. And she kinda directed the whole conversation towards telling me that she had come home for a pink shirt that she was now wearing and she had taken off the old yellow shirt. And then last night, did you notice? She wasn't wearing the pink shirt! So your telling me she came home specifically for something that she wasn't even going to wear two hours later? The way that whole scene at the house went, it was almost like she wanted to be sure that I thought the reason she was coming home was because of the pink shirt. Its was too delibrate. There was something fishy going on.'

- posted by Sigurd9/29/2004 02:14:00 PM